Thursday, August 31, 2006

Now and Forever

So this is the day, August 31, that we Malaysians feel and act patriotic - our National Day. This day in 1957 we, as in the citizens of the Federation of Malaya, officially gained our independence from British rule. On this day too, in 1963, the formation of Malaysia was supposed to be officially declared, but it was postponed by two weeks till September 16 following opposition from our friendly neighbors Indonesia and the Philippines.

So fly your Jalur Gemilang my fellow compatriots! Tell everyone that you are patriotic and merdeka, for a day, or a month. So un-merdeka of me, there is no flag flying on the top of my house, no counting down the clock to Merdeka Day, and I dedicate this orang putih rock classic to you.
Wish You Were Here
by Pink Floyd, from the album Wish You Were Here (1975)

So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell
Blue skies from pain
Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?

And did they get you trade your heroes for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change?
And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?

How I wish, how I wish you were here
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl
Year after year
Running over the same old ground
What have we found?
The same old fears
Wish you were here.

Saturday, August 26, 2006

When It's Cool to Wear a Gown

We are now halfway through the semester; having just finished week seven. I gave my students their mid-semester tests during week, so there is a bunch of papers to be marked at the office.

We are also having our 22nd Convocation this weekend. I believe that commencement or graduation is a better and more accurate word to describe the degree conferment ceremony. Somebody may be able to dig up how we came to use the term convocation instead. The older public universities in the country may simply keep the term by tradition, but we were only established in 1983. Besides, instead of one huge convocation of graduands, staff, alumni etc we have the ceremony split into five sessions over three days.

Anyway, I’ve always thought that the convocation ceremony is more of a big deal to parents and family members than to the students themselves. As a student I hated the week-long Convocation Fiesta* – CONVEST – that turns the campus into a circus. Classes were disrupted, and they closed down the college canteen to force you to go eat at the CONVEST Expo where the food were just as terrible, but you pay twice the amount and had to walk 20 miles. I wasn’t all that excited during my graduation too. Big deal, you finish your degree and get to go on a stage to receive your diploma from some big shot. [1] You only pretend, because you actually collect your diploma unceremoniously from a university pencil-pusher the next day; and [2] that big shot, who may not be that big of a shot at all, doesn’t really know who you are and why he is congratulating you. My mom surely did enjoy the show, though, both times.

As a colleague commented, we would probably have appreciated it more if we had to work harder to graduate. By the same token it is no wonder that parents are so excited in seeing their children graduate, after spending all the emotional, financial, and psychological investments in raising their children and seeing them through school. I can imagine myself getting excited seeing my students graduate.

I attended the second session today as part of the academic staff procession. As we were queuing to enter the hall, I had this amazing idea of a criterion to add when deciding where I want to apply to do my PhD – which school has the best-looking robe?

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* The Malay word pesta obviously comes from the Spanish fiesta, which in turn comes from Latin fēstum for feast. Why can't they just use the more common English word festival or fest, which by the way comes from German but still originates from the same Latin word; instead of fiesta, which is more commonly used to describe religious holidays? ‘Convocation Fest’ saves you a syllable, and doesn't sound as cheap.

Saturday, August 19, 2006

Sense of Security


DEFCON lock in action

Frankly, I hate the idea. We should be able to leave our stuff in our own offices and homes and not worry that someone would come in and steal it. Especially here on campus, tepi syurga, as my mother likes to say.

I didn't lock my locker half the time in high school and don't employ any additional security system on the car. We never lock the gate to our house, but we do lock the doors at night. We shouldn't have to.
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QUICKIE: DEFCON is [1] short for DEFense CONdition, a system of alert status levels of the US Armed Forces, ranging from maximum force readiness during an impending and ongoing attack by a foreign power at DEFCON 1 to peacetime DEFCON 5; [2] the world's largest hacker convention held annually at Las Vegas, NV; [3] a computer game developed by Introversion Software; and [4] a notebook computer cable lock system from Targus.

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

The Break-In

Somebody broke into my office on Saturday, and got away with the university computer and my old Sony radio clock.

Irwan called me late Saturday evening with the news. Somebody broke into his office too but didn’t take anything. Since (a) it was too late for me to drive all the way to Gombak and back, (b) I don’t keep any personal item worth stealing in the office, and (c) there is nothing that can be done then that can’t wait till tomorrow, I decided to, well, wait till tomorrow.

So I went to the office the next day to find the university desktop PC missing. They left the monitor, but took along the keyboard and mouse. My radio clock was missing too – definitely a target of opportunity.

I lodged a report with university security, and was told to make a police report as well. After filing my report at the Gombak Police Station, I was told to drive to the Gombak District Police Headquarters (IPD) to give my statement to the investigating officer.


That radio clock is mine! (Warner Bros./Yahoo! Movies photo from the movie Ocean's Twelve)

On Monday I notified the Kulliyyah of the theft, and before long everybody was relating me to the horror of losing the PC and all the data stored in it. Thankfully, I have been working with my personal notebook all along, so I am not that attached to the desktop. Doubtless it will take quite a while till I get a replacement. But the worst encounter in the whole episode was when I called the property office to get my door fixed.
Which Kulliyyah are you at?
Economics.
Department?
Economics.
[Giggle] Seriously, which department in Economics?
Seriously, Economics.
[Giggle] You are joking, right? Who is this, really?
I could have really cursed her to hell, but I was calling from the Department office. That ignorant fool thought I was pulling her leg, so I slammed down the phone. She called back immediately but luckily I got my boss, who just happened to be there to straighten it up.

The door was fixed before lunch.

Now, I really need to use that DEFCON lock I keep under the bed, and buy a really big padlock for the office.

Friday, August 11, 2006

My Day Off

I take the day off.

My father asked why I take the day off, and I told him that I just feel like it. We don’t have class on Fridays and there is no meeting scheduled for today. My mother said that I should have taken the day off next Friday, so I can pick her up at the airport from her trip to Vietnam beginning Monday. Well, I can just take another day off next week. I have thirty days of annual leave; it’s already August, and I have only taken a few days (can’t remember exactly how many) off this year.

And what a beautiful morning it was! Of course, my idea of a beautiful morning is when it rains, so the air smells great. The rain stopped, but the clouds stay for a cool temperature all day.

What a great day to not go to work!

Of course, my mother is not happy that the clothes don’t dry properly.

Saturday, August 05, 2006

Invalid Assumptions

“Why is it called downward sloping?”

The typical joke about economists is that we make assumptions.

One of the classes I teach this semester is Introduction to Economics. The course is offered as an elective to students from the Kulliyyah of Islamic Revealed Knowledge and Human Sciences.

When first given the assignment, I thought that it would be fun to teach and interact with non-KENMS* students for a change. They would have a different way of thinking, different ideas, a different perspective of the world compared to our own students. However, their different background also means that they lack some of the skills economic students, even first-year students, typically have that we take for granted, like basic mathematics. So, when I first drew the downward-sloping demand curve on the board, a student raised her hand and asked “sir, why is it called downward sloping?” I froze for a moment. Although I am well aware that most of these students would have not done any mathematics since leaving high school, I never thought that I would have to explain why a downward sloping curve is called a downward sloping curve.

So I have to constantly remind myself that these of students are not our typical students and require special attention, while at the same time hoping not to be seen as condescending. It is quite a challenge, but I still enjoy teaching them.

EUREKA!


At home after work, I have found a new television show to look forward to. SciFi is showing a new series called Eureka, about a top-secret town of the same name where the US government keeps its most brilliant scientists. It’s not hardcore science fiction, but the part about a secret town full of geniuses simply provides a free license for out-of-this-world gadgets and weird stories.

The show is definitely fun. It airs on Tuesdays on SciFi, just perfect while waiting for Stargate SG-1 and Stargate Atlantis on Friday.

SIGH! Why can’t Astro have SciFi?

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*KENMS – The Kulliyyah of Economics and Management Sciences was the first Kulliyyah, or faculty, to be established at the IIUM, along with the Ahmad Ibrahim Kulliyyah of Laws (AIKOL), in 1983. We offer three undergraduate programs in Accounting, Business Administration, and of course, Economics.

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

I Dreamed Sunday

Strange, that an entire dream last night revolved around one song.
Sunday Bloody Sunday
written and performed by U2

I can't believe the news today
I can't close my eyes and make it go away
How long, how long must we sing this song?
How long, how long?
'Cos tonight
We can be as one, tonight

Broken bottles under children's feet
Bodies strewn across the dead-end street
But I won't heed the battle call
It puts my back up, puts my back up against the wall

Sunday, bloody Sunday
Sunday, bloody Sunday
Sunday, bloody Sunday
Sunday, bloody Sunday
Oh, let's go

And the battle's just begun
There's many lost, but tell me who has won?
The trenches dug within our hearts
And mothers, children, brothers, sisters
Torn apart

Sunday, bloody Sunday
Sunday, bloody Sunday

...
It fits the current state of the world, I suppose. Last Friday we recited qunut nazilah during the congregation. What else can we do but pray?